A Just So Story: How the Wildebeest got his
mixed up body
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Once in the beginning of time,
when Elo the mighty creator had finished giving all the animals their different
forms, there was a wildebeest, who lived in the Snarly Gnarly Jungle on the
very edge of the Great African Grasslands. Every day Wildebeest trudged to the clear blue
watering hole by the Mucky Mud Holes on the other edge of the Great African
Grasslands to get his daily drink. On one of these days he spotted his friend, Horse,
across the watering hole. Shoving and
straining through the crowd for a drink, he couldn’t help marveling at Horse’s mighty,
muscular figure. “I could have used those long legs today,” Wildebeest muttered
to himself. Staring at the reflection of his own short, stubby legs, he sighed,
and went back to drinking.
Now Elo was walking by on his
daily stroll around his brand new Earth and saw Wildebeest staring. He thought
a moment and then “poof”.
Wildebeest felt himself rise
up and looking down discovered that his legs seemed different. When he tried walking he went faster. When he
tried running he zipped around the watering hole twice. Panting, he eventually pranced back for another
drink and couldn’t help fixating on his friend, Mule, with his fabulous facial
features. Turning back down to drink his own reflection paled in comparison.
Elo, after chatting with the chinchillas
and conversing with Cheetah, came around to the watering hole and saw
Wildebeest staring once again. He thought a moment and then, “poof”.
Wildebeest felt his face
twist and turn. Looking down at his reflection his face seemed to have
changed. Deciding to ignore it, he went
for another sprint on his mighty, muscular horse-like legs around the watering
hole, and, puffing, soon returned to drink. Dipping his head to sip he suddenly
saw Mule’s face staring up at him. Blinking, he surveyed the area around him,
but saw nobody. Looking again he
realized it was his own face. Throwing his head up, he laughed with glee and couldn’t
help but gaze at Cow with her gloriously grand horns. Turning back to the water,
he saw his own bare forehead and, with a sigh, went back to drinking.
When Elo came about again
after dancing with Deer and kicking with the kangaroos, he saw Wildebeest
turning his head to stare. He thought a moment, then, “poof”.
Wildebeest felt his head get more
weighty than usual and decided to go for another run to clear it. Puzzled he returned for a drink of water. Plunging
his head in for a drink he realized there were horns on his head. He pranced
for joy. Amidst his jolly jumping, however, he couldn’t help but see Goat on the
other side of the watering hole with his superbly, stunning beard. Looking down
at his own plain, ordinary chin, he heaved a sigh, and went back to drinking.
Elo, after gossiping with the
gorillas and joking with Jack Rabbit, observed Wildebeest staring yet
again. He thought a moment and then,
“poof”.
Wildebeest brought his head
up and noted that his chin felt wetter than usual. To dry it off he decided to go for another
run, and when he got back took a look at his reflection. Seeing a beard on his
chin he leaped for delight but as he did so he saw a very strange animal
staring up at him from the water. Upon observing the area around he saw no such
animal and eventually he realized that the strange animal was himself. Just
then he heard snickers and muffled laughs. Not daring to look up Wildebeest
headed home.
Elo, looking down from his
throne in the high heavens, remarked:
“Yearning for another’s
special feature will just end up making yours look bleaker.”
And so, to this day, the Wildebeest
never looks up for fear that he will grow yet another strange feature.